now im thirsty for some good tea
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Mastodon: @HipsterSkeleton@dotgr.id
now im thirsty for some good tea
mmm no, i dont think so. Crushed red pepper and jalapenos tho? Hell yea
ancient alchemists popping off in their graves rn
It’s impossible for me to make money without robbing a bank, please let me do that parliament it would be so funny
Hey, so long as someone with more ethics than the average patrol officer is in charge of the Command Undead spell, skeleton cops might even be safer and more humane for everyone…
You know, come to think of it, I did play in a game where this exact scenario played out, we got some state-sanctioned necromancers to get an actual corpse as a witness to a crime with that exact spell.
Going with D&D’s version of necromancy… probably not. Undead have a strong and innate anti-life bias. Some intelligent undead are likely to be able to mask it, but without exceptionally strong wills will likely still act in a way that will cause the most death.
Non-undead ressurected individuals would likely be able to testify, however.
I think it might just be the old creeping in. Kids like emojis, and they weren’t around when we were kids, so it is new and strange so I don’t like it, etc.
holy shit your buddy sounds unhinged
I grew up really poor, so high definition audio isn’t something i’ve really ever had access to growing up, and I’ve never felt like I was missing out once I had the money to spend on new stuff.
Yeah, I throw dynamite around.
I just wish it wasn’t so expensive. I can pick up a big case of cola for cheaper than a modest sized case of fizzy water.
This sucks, because smartphones could be such fantastic tools in a classroom. Not that I’m under the illusion that they’re being used in any sort of productive way (or even would be), I was once a kid scrolling through shitposts and memes in class. But having all of the textbooks in one place, the ability to record lectures and whiteboards for later review, and automated schedule management would’ve definitely made my high school education a lot smoother.
what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this
nothing will fundamentally change