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Ah the ol “toilet plunger lodged 1.3m in the rectum” caper.
I was in charge with creating, designing, configuring, and running an e-commerce site on Shopify as well as responding to customer emails and orders. This was for a start-up. First orders would get a promo code for a 15% discount on a next purchase.
CEO tells me we need to get rid of stock fast as possible, so make a storewide discount on certain models. I go and do that.
We receive a bulk order of 50 of the discounted units while also using the 15% off promo code we sent out to early purchasers. Realized I should have put in a rule that doesn’t allow discounts to stack…
CEO and other members all unanimously voted to get rid of me a couple of hours later.
Oh man if you OP is trying to make Ottawa fun they can just forget about it. I lived there for over 10 years and I’m convinced the city doesn’t want to improve or be more fun. I left that place.
Derived from video game lingo and also the concept of “resource-maximizing”.
Oh mine were like “how do I explain my way out if this person I just walked past starts picking a fight with me”.
Ruminating on fake emotionally charged social altercations in my head.
It just kept happening. I couldn’t stop. Just felt the absolute need to “prepare” myself for bad events/fights with people so that I’d be “better prepared for it”. What a load of shit.
The mind is its own worst enemy sometimes.
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People will 100% kill for him. I’ve heard it from my own ears from people around me where I live. We in Canada.
This has kept me from reaching out to all of my old friends. They ended up hanging out amongst themselves just like old times but I figured if they wanted me there with them too they’d invite me. Since they haven’t, they’re probably fine with me not being there/dont want me there. Oh well. Still makes me sad about missed interactions but I guess it is what it is.
I used to be toxic (maybe I still am?) so this is my punishment for it.
I asked my mom if she ever made mistakes and without skipping a beat she just says no. Looked at me like I was asking something very strange. I was maybe 13 or so when I asked.
Neat! TIL
I remember the cowprint logos on computers :) was just a bit too young to use ME but I remember seeing it around. Wild how they charged money for that. I feel like people are still traumatized by this at my work. They’re afraid that if they touch something it will break and crash.
Tell us younglings why
Instinct 2 solar
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Both things that were highly forbidden even to talk about.
Ended up having lots of bad risky sex in uni.