That’s what she said.

By legally trespassing, they mean that it fits the legal definition of trespassing. Like legally blind, or legally insane.

I’m glad she’s ok, and I hope they don’t give her too much trouble about it.

Personally, there are few rules or procedures that should stand between a parent and their child.

Oh geez. What did my wife do this time?

I think as individuals, most all of them are opposed to child abuse. Protecting children from “woke groomers” is one of their unifying battle cries.

Sadly, their tribalism is stronger than their concern for the kids. Once one of their own is accused of child abuse, they rally to their defense. In their mind, they are the good guys, and someone who’s on the “good guy team” could never do something like that. The only reasonable explanation is that they were wrongly accused or there was a terrible misunderstanding, or sigh they deserved/ asked for it.

Of course, this rabid tribalism attracts MORE predators. As long as they can convince everyone that they are “one of them” they know that they can get away with a few more lies than if they were hanging out with independent thinkers.

You publicly announce that you raised enough for the second best private eye in the area, and also secretly hire the number one. Tapping head gif

John Gotti was the Teflon Don.

It’s just coincidence (or is it?) that Trump’s first name sounds like the highest title in the Mafia.

He’s just so smart that he finds a way to get out of it. Remember, kids, only suckers pay taxes!

Smart, rich, lucky, even if any of that is true, being good at evil doesn’t make it less evil.

So sick, yet so true.

I’ve been on both sides of this and when you’ve spent the whole day talking to a dozen people who all seem competent enough to do the job, you go with the person that either has a little more (or more relevant) experience, or whoever you enjoyed talking to the most.

I’m a huge dork, so if you happened to mention something like D&D or Fallout during the interview, you’re probably going to get it. (Assuming everyone is equally qualified.)

But at the same time, I’d never mention anything like that at an interview, because I wouldn’t expect the interviewer to appreciate it.

It’s never too late if you care!

You got it backwards. All these oversteps will be used as proof that cops need LESS restrictions.

Fuck the police.

Crows can’t crow. 🤯

I’m not sure how much the normal amount is, but I’m pretty sure I’m a “more than that”.

I always put the * frist.

*first

I have a friend who’s taken the bus cross country a few times. He just loads up his laptop with movies, books and games and catches up on his “me time.”

Although, having layovers in a country where I don’t speak the language would definitely be a deal breaker for me.

Could have just been autocorrect, but just to avoid confusion, it’s Walz.

Are we sure a software update won’t lock you out of your own phone? Seems sus to me. I recommend Swappa, I quit doing phone agreements and just buy “like new” now.

Business on the sides, party on top.

Or at least a small intimate gathering on top.

I think it’s frustrated role playing.

Look at me! I’m a fancy businessman! Hur dur dur! Pay cuts for half of you and pink slips for the rest!